Mr. Hankey Coin is what happens when we stop pretending to be the next Bitcoin and embrace our inner turd.
We’ve ditched the glam, dumped the glitter, and plunged headfirst into the loo of reality.
And guess what? It’s pretty darn refreshing down here!Claim Now
You thought holding other tokens gave you rewards?
Wait till you hold Mr. Hankey Coin.
Our unique ‘stink-nomics’ system ensures you reap… rewards, so to speak, with every transaction.
Our burn mechanism and redistribution algorithm might be crap, but hey, that’s the point!
Mr. Hankey Coin isn’t just about embracing our crappy identity; it’s about the community that’s ready to roll up their sleeves and dive into the septic tank of crypto with us.
We’re all in this commode together, making waves and bubbles in the crypto-sewage system.
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Mr. Hankey Coin is the ‘shitcoin’ we always dreamed of being.
With the crappiest tools, a resilient community of proud plumbers, and a ‘let’s unclog this mess’ vision, we’re ready to cause a stink.Brownpaper